“Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life.”
“Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.”
“The purpose of life is a life of purpose.”
“Winter is nature's way of saying, 'Up yours.'”
“Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.”
“A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising for the rest of his life.”