“It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies - because you never know when you'll have to work with them.”
“A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.”
“I would rather lose a good earring than be caught without make-up.”
“Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana.”
“A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.”
“The truth is, sex doesn't mean that much to me now.”