“The great thing about celebrity culture is that they can't seem to stop themselves from displaying their ridiculous behaviour. I feel it's my job as a serious investigative journalist to witness all kinds of behaviour and then report back to the audience through the prism of my own anger and bitterness.”
“The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know they are.”
“No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there.”
“Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice.”
“But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people.”
“A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor.”
“It is a challenge, with the global fame, to try to act like I put my pants on one leg at a time, when in fact I have Pippa Middleton help me put my pants on every morning. She's my lady-in-waiting as well.”
“I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV.”