Quotes by Jack Benny

“Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.”

“I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.”

“Gags die, humor doesn't.”

“Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.”

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