“Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.”
“If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.”
“Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back.”
“Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.”
“Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.”
“Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.”
“Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?”
“You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.”
“Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.”