“Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed.”
“I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.”
“Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is.”
“A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope.”
“Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.”
“If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.”
“I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.”
“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.”
“Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.”
“Try not to have a good time... this is supposed to be educational.”